toasts and roasts

Anniversaries are a great time to celebrate a special couple.  We can help you write the perfect toast or roast for your spouse, or the happy couple.  Our custom written toasts and roasts are a great way to help add to the celebration.  

Your first draft will be written within 1 business day of your returning our questionnaire.  Any requested changes will be made within 1 business day of your request.  We can help you shine when all eyes are on you.  Our amazing, custom written toasts and roasts are only $39.95.

Are you looking for a great birthday toast or roast?  You have come to the right place.  Our writers have written thousands of great birthday toasts and roasts.  You provide us the information and we craft the perfect toast or roast.

Most orders are completed within 2 to 3 business days.  If you need it faster, contact us before placing your order.  For only $39.95 you can shine when all eyes are on you!

A graduation is an important milestone.  Help celebrate the achievement with a custom written graduation toast or roast.  Our writers can write a great toast or roast for the special graduate or the graduating class.

It typically takes 2 to 3 business days to complete a toast or roast.  You can shine when all eyes are on you for only $39.95!

Whether you want to toast or roast the retiree or you are the retiree and want to give a special retirement speech,  you will not go wrong with the Pocket-Poet on your side.

Our custom written retirement toasts an roasts take approximately 2 to 3 business days to complete.  It will be the best $39.95 you spent in a very long time!

Our writers can and will write a special toast or roast for virtually any occasion.  If you provide us with the information we need to write the toast or roast, we will make sure you shine when all eyes are on you.

For only $39.95 you can get a great, custom written toast or roast for any occasion.  

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